Monday, June 4, 2012

Vacation Part Whatever

I am being fired from my position as head blog writer.
By a so called friend.
She preferred to read the dog's version.
You know, the blithering version about cookies, naps, chasing cats and sniffing butts things.
Now if I could just wake the dog up from nap #12 of the day to fill in...

Dog Version goes something like this:
WALK!
PEE!
POOP!
BREAKFAST!
PETS!
Ohhhh.
Ssssooooo.
Sleeeppy.
Nap.

CAR RIDE!
To some volcano thing.
Park building.
OH WATER FOUNTAIN!
Lava rocks.
Back in the car.
CAR RIDE!

Indian ruins.
Had.
To.
Stay.
In.
The.
Car.



Humans took pictures of each other.
Lucy and I sat in the car.
Worried about snakes biting humans.
Humans getting lost.
Humans never returning.
No more cookies.
No more pets.



Eh ruins.
Ruins schmuins.


And this happened twice...!
But at least at the second ruins we got to sit in front of the building while the humans took turns walking through these "ruins" that so interested them.
Eh, no cats to chase.
What's the point?


So then we were hot and got back in the car.
CAR RIDE!
Back to our camping spot.
TRAILER!
I LOVE MY TRAILER!
IT'S MY FAVORITE THING!


And then we got to play in the dirt.
PLAYING!
IN THE DIRT!
MY FAVORITE THING!
DIRT!
DIRT!
DIRT!
And then I was dirty.


And tired.
So had to take a nap.


And then we were all "happy campers"!


The End.






2 comments:

  1. Hey Heather thanks for checking in! You're funny, and that's MY FAVORITE THING! Great dogs. Funny but I don't remember a dog from your bloggin before. Did you guys cruise with a dog?

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  2. Nope, didn't have a dog then. Adopted her from Watts / South LA. She was one day away from "the needle". Great with people but tweaked on the leash. Probably had to fight for her life in Watts... She's a blast to have on board and gets my lazy a** out walking! When I have time will read back through your blog - your work on your boat is amazing!! So impressed - just beautiful inside!

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